Dying from Taco Bell wasn’t on my 2026 Bingo Card

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Taco Bell took more action sooner than the US government did.

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  • lemmyman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Right, I don’t get how this is so under the radar. They took preemptive action ten days ago, a whole week before Taylor Farms was named as the supplier.

    My question is why Taco fucking Bell has better epidemiologists (or whatever) than the government. I meant, I know the answer in broad strokes, but still.

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    • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The pessimist in me says that sometimes the profit motive makes people make the right choices. The optimist in me says that people at TB care for their customers and want to give them the best. The truth probably lies somewhere in between.

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  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hail corporate.

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• MrEff@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• shweddy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Went to chipotle and I got the trumps

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• kibblebits@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can’t die from Taco Bell if you don’t go to Taco Bell.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is Hollywood, Larry.

    Everyone goes to Taco Bell and everyone lies about it.

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• LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  _Number 15: Explosive diarrhea lettuce.

  The last thing you’d want on your wagon travel route is someone’s unmonitored parasite. But as it turns out, that might be what you get._

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• Starski@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Apparently(I didn’t fact check this) the infected produce is all coming from this “Taylor farms” or whatever, so as long as you get it from somewhere else you should be okay?

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  • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Probably, but it may take a while to source new lettuce for that many restaurants.

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