Baked Lobster

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  First they made the frogs gay, then they made the lobsters stoned. Has science gone too far?

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  • EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As someone currently gay AND stoned, I say science hasn’t gone too far enough!

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But are you a lobster or a frog? Be honest!

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  • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They actually turned the frogs trans and not gay, but that’s something the alternative media doesn’t want you to know.

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• turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  All right but give it a strong sativa, put headphones on it blaring 90s music, and see if it cleans the house in a flurry of activity. You have to set the stage to avoid couchlock and seabedlock.

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or just don’t smoke weed with brown/amber crystals (trichomes)

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• mathemachristian@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Stop animal testing!

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