When he knows exactly how to spoil you
He’d have done better to have a wank first. Then he could concentrate on giving her a night to remember for something other than almost drowning.
Splashing out on your first date
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red_sock@lemmy.ml 47 minutes ago
“Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn’t flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That’s like going out there with a loaded gun!” are words to live by.