Splashing out on your first date

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• red_sock@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn’t flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That’s like going out there with a loaded gun!” are words to live by.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sometimes you don’t even want to go on the date after post-nut clarity kicks in and you can save some money by just canceling.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    these pipes are clean

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He’d have done better to have a wank first. Then he could concentrate on giving her a night to remember for something other than almost drowning.

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  those are two of the people from the other meme where he’s looking at the girl in the red dress, right?

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  • Statick@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes

    https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Distracted-Boyfriend.jpg

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s a large collection of stock images with these 3 people.

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  • Damage@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    nope

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It actually is and there is a whole collection

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Don’t fill up on bread sticks is all I’m saying.”

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “soil you”

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I thought this was about the fruit for a second

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I, too, save my dad jokes for the best chance

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