That was one of the first things they taught us after my youngest died; that we should say she died and not was lost. That way our oldest wouldn’t be confused and keep looking for her.
I came here to kick gum and chew ass. And I'm all out of ass.
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besmtt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
“Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my bride.”
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s just disgusting
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m sure the character wouldn’t play today. But I’d love a Duke Nukem animated series. Like an adult swim sort of cartoon. Where Duke Nukem is just this braindead jock with guns.
I can hear his voice saying “Go find it!” without a hint of irony.
hayvan@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
So, Johnny Bravo with guns and explosions? I’m in!
Mac@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
And much more crude, tbh
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Mixed with Metalocalypse.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Maybe. I would absolutely play a video game about Archer (from the show Archer), who is an incredibly competent asshole spy.
jackal@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
youtu.be/nMkUbwyv67w
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Original for posterity
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Just do the johnny bravo method.
Yeah he wins off screen and the bravado is clearly learned from experience. But we only see him fail on screen. We are following his biggest fuck ups.
Gaston+johnny!