I came here to kick gum and chew ass. And I'm all out of ass.

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• besmtt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That was one of the first things they taught us after my youngest died; that we should say she died and not was lost. That way our oldest wouldn’t be confused and keep looking for her.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m sure the character wouldn’t play today. But I’d love a Duke Nukem animated series. Like an adult swim sort of cartoon. Where Duke Nukem is just this braindead jock with guns.

  I can hear his voice saying “Go find it!” without a hint of irony.

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  • hayvan@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So, Johnny Bravo with guns and explosions? I’m in!

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And much more crude, tbh

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    • HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Mixed with Metalocalypse.

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  • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just do the johnny bravo method.

    Yeah he wins off screen and the bravado is clearly learned from experience. But we only see him fail on screen. We are following his biggest fuck ups.

    Gaston+johnny!

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Maybe. I would absolutely play a video game about Archer (from the show Archer), who is an incredibly competent asshole spy.

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  • jackal@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    youtu.be/nMkUbwyv67w

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    • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Original for posterity

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• BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s just disgusting

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• OS2Warp@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my bride.”

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