That was one of the first things they taught us after my youngest died; that we should say she died and not was lost. That way our oldest wouldn’t be confused and keep looking for her.
I came here to kick gum and chew ass. And I'm all out of ass.
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besmtt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
“Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my bride.”
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s just disgusting
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m sure the character wouldn’t play today. But I’d love a Duke Nukem animated series. Like an adult swim sort of cartoon. Where Duke Nukem is just this braindead jock with guns.
I can hear his voice saying “Go find it!” without a hint of irony.
hayvan@piefed.world 2 months ago
So, Johnny Bravo with guns and explosions? I’m in!
Mac@mander.xyz 2 months ago
And much more crude, tbh
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mixed with Metalocalypse.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Maybe. I would absolutely play a video game about Archer (from the show Archer), who is an incredibly competent asshole spy.
jackal@feddit.uk 2 months ago
youtu.be/nMkUbwyv67w
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Original for posterity
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Just do the johnny bravo method.
Yeah he wins off screen and the bravado is clearly learned from experience. But we only see him fail on screen. We are following his biggest fuck ups.
Gaston+johnny!