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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The best thing to do before your wedding is to go camping and bang like rabbits. You know what they say, jizz tents makes the heart grow fonder.

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  • Yasmeen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • velma@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So many changes! Do you know your future husband well? I hope he’s a gentle and kind man for you.

      Take your time, enjoy the day as much as possible! It goes very fast!

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No kidding. that’s a lot of pressure on you, and a lot of changes. You’re totally justified in freaking out a bit. You’re a smart and capable person - you got this. Just keep your family on speed dial to help with the being away part - I feel like that may be the hardest for you.

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  • BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the quote is “absence makes the heart grow fonder”

    not jizz tents, nor distance

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    • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Way to rain on my parade. Tabarnac, you just ruined my entire life.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    with your partner or just random rabbits?

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    • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you’re a rabbit go nuts and bang other rabbits but if you’re a human person no no no we don’t fuck animals

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Married for decades here. Your spouse is just your BF/GF with a little more paperwork. Don’t sweat it and enjoy banging a married partner.

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• Miller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Everything will not be ok, everything ends with you and the world you know rotting or burning into non-existence and then being forgotten. But everything will probably be ok tomorrow, comparatively.

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mazel tov

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• HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shout in your pillow now, then repeat tomorrow night.

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    May I suggest lube?

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• darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Congrats on the sex. 👌

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• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My husky needs this as a motivational poster above her den.

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  • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have a husky too, but this describes me more than it does him. I’m the neurotic one in the relationship.

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