The best thing to do before your wedding is to go camping and bang like rabbits. You know what they say, jizz tents makes the heart grow fonder.
Wedding tomorrow
Submitted 1 hour ago by Yasmeen@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 19 minutes ago
the quote is “absence makes the heart grow fonder”
not jizz tents, nor distance
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 6 minutes ago
Way to rain on my parade. Tabarnac, you just ruined my entire life.
Yasmeen@lemmy.world 27 minutes ago
I’ve never had sex, been in a relationship, or had male friends - life in Saudi. I’ve also never spent significant time away from home without my family. So many new things are incoming. 🤠
velma@sh.itjust.works 5 minutes ago
So many changes! Do you know your future husband well? I hope he’s a gentle and kind man for you.
Take your time, enjoy the day as much as possible! It goes very fast!
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 42 minutes ago
with your partner or just random rabbits?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 33 minutes ago
If you’re a rabbit go nuts and bang other rabbits but if you’re a human person no no no we don’t fuck animals
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
Shout in your pillow now, then repeat tomorrow night.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 29 minutes ago
May I suggest lube?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 42 minutes ago
Mazel tov
Miller@lemmy.world 58 minutes ago
Everything will not be ok, everything ends with you and the world you know rotting or burning into non-existence and then being forgotten. But everything will probably be ok tomorrow, comparatively.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 26 minutes ago
Married for decades here. Your spouse is just your BF/GF with a little more paperwork. Don’t sweat it and enjoy banging a married partner.