Spicy

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t rub your eyes after cranking a wad of these up your cooter!

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  • human@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    cranking a wad of these up your cooter

    This guy tampons

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    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That is actually the only directions on the package.

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  People are looking at this the wrong way. The insertion side is not coated in flaming Cheetos dust it is the other side of the applicator you touch. That way you can lick your fingers afterwards.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This will be the thing that finally kickstarts the 2nd American Revolution.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do they come in super? I’m pretty heavy at the start.

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• Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As a man who just took a leak after chopping hot peppers, I feel your pain ladies

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  • youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s why you need the new Trojan™AbsoluteZero™

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• theloneyank@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  100% Genuine Shitpost

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• fedikitty@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You know how they say people should wear a condom when you’re giving oral?

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