Put your phones down

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well, except that one dude.

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Man I went back to figure out which dude you were talking about. Doyyyy

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  • mkwt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, for one more moment anyway.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some would (erroneously) claim that dying in the moment is better than being distracted by apps while being beheaded 🤷🏻

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• borokov@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah, yes, that one time when we, French, killed a king to replace it by an emperor.

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  • Rothe@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The ones who killed the king were definitely not the same who submitted themselves to the emperor.

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    • borokov@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, I know, but it always make me laugh that next historical figure following Louis XVI is Napoleon 😅

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nah, you killed a king to replace him with…

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    something

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    that tuned to not be very good on practice, so the survivors replaced them with an emperor. That also turned to not be good on practice, but that one anybody could predict.

    Anyway, the lesson is that you must make everybody agree to hold elections before you do your revolution. I guess somebody had to learn it for the first time.

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait. So this didn’t change much? Weird

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    • mkwt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It changed a lot. Even if you ignore the stuff that happened between the king and the emperor, that emperor changed a lot. Massive legal reforms. Upended world order. Etc. Etc.

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• BaraCoded@literature.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  To my french self, this is a horny post and should be treated as such. Go to horny jail, mon chéri.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    this is a horny post and should be treated as such

    Yes

    Go to horny jail

    No. Punishing horniness is some American style puritanism horse shit that we have no need for in Europe.

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    • BaraCoded@literature.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You say that because you don’t know all the horny guillotine users are already there and partying like they’re taking the Bastille.

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• thebasementcakes@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The digital town square Elon envisions

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