asked my parents to give these guys the green light. now there’s nothing holding them back anymore. i’m so excited, lol.

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is Mariah allowed out when it isn’t Christmas season?

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  • HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Back when this pic originally released, yes. Today? No.

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• FirmDistribution@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  why is everybody so horny on this community? 💀

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  • platypode@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Be grateful for it, the horny is holding back the corn is holding back the politics

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  • tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not just horny but plain weird. They always have some bottom 3% fetishes and think they have to put that on blast. Like sure tell your parents you going to be Eiffeltowered I don’t know if that gets them off or you but it’s just such a weird thing to do

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• violet08_@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  asking my parents was actually the last resort as i love a challenge

  but decided to not waste any more time

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this about you getting dp’d? I feel like it is weird that you’re involving your parents, but you do you.

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    • violet08_@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      not specifically, lol

      i’ve written quite a bit about this situation on here. but the gist of it is that these 2 guys that i’m currently obsessed with didn’t want to get involved with me physically cause of my parents

      no mention of DP to my parents. just told them to confirm to them that it’s okay for us to have fun together if we want to.

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• Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is giving head a kind of antidepressant?

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• redsand@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dude or BPD. I cannot decide. This is the strangest puzzle

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  • Djehngo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But like… Why does it matter? Why does violet provoke so many people to “investigate” her gender and sexual orientation while others get to hornypost freely?

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    • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve known a few girls like this IRL; one may have stalked me for a while. I’m not going to bother going through post history or doing a real style analysis but if real I find these people’s mind’s fascinating. The parents especially so, there’s a non zero chance I’d have met them years ago. If not I knew a bunch of ewhores as a teenager and this is still funny to me.

      Most people are here for the horny. I’m casually studying a tragedy or a comedy.

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  • UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Me when I meet a horny woman

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  High five!

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