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• Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Violet’s hornyposting will peak in about a week and half, before subsiding for a few weeks.

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  • violet08_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    • zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If you do call them and they say its okay I owe you and your parents a high five (no home delivery)

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So you’re saying I could use the cycle calendar app on my phone to predict when we get great new horny memes? That is actually awesome

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  🙁 I’m sorry… would a sweet roll help? 🥐

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• fenrasulfr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Maybe a little skooma could alleviate the pain.

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• ilqqe@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!”

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• NannerBanner@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t remember who said it, but I’ve always remembered the best description of the whole process as: “my body is punishing me for not being pregnant.”

  Always gets a sympathetic groan.

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• night_petal@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If you hate your body now, wait for perimenopause to hit. Periods sucked for 30 years, but this is hell.

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  • AdaleiM@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yay, no period this month- wait, you showed up 3 weeks late? And another one two weeks later??? fuck this shit forreal

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• huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The worst part is having kids, and still getting periods anyway

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Body’s still warm.

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