Crowd goes wild

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• null@piefed.nullspace.lol ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Then they explode and he complains about the mess and it’s spilling all over the floor. And no one wants to help me clean up the mess, nasty people who said they were friends. But don’t worry, I put down a few paper towels, and now the floor is much less sticky. And I did it all by myself because no one else could do it.

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You forgot the part where he blames illegals for the explosion.

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    • forrgott@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      More the part where he blames illegals for the… uh, for… You know, Hannibal Lector was a really fine gentlemen! The best people are saying!

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    • iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      & trans, not me just sayin

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  • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Look at this mess I inherited from the Democrats!”

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sleepy Joe put my Diet Cokes in the freezer. He’s a low IQ individual.

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  • candyman337@piefed.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Diet coke doesn’t get sticky because it doesn’t have sugar but otherwise it’s completely accurate

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They said, “Sir, you can’t rape the 11-year-olds. It’s highly illegal.”

  (Crowd booing, Trump shakes his head)

  I put it in there!

  (Crowd surging)

  (Beaming now) I put it in twelve more of ‘em!

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Reminds me of that old joke about Michael Jackson and twenty five year olds.

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I feel in my soul this is 100% something that happened. And then he shit himself

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