Left the teenage son home. Said he had school work to do.

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  There wouldn’t be clearly delineated lines under the butt cheeks, the hands wouldn’t show up, they would just be part of the blob of the butt cheek imprint, and the “lips” would just be a single blob as well.

  10/10 quality shitpost

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Those hands belong to the sitter, the angles don’t make sense otherwise.

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• killea@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I said have you ever given yourself a stranger?

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This image does not make sense is she fucking the couch?

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• username_1@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  In my time we were reading textbooks and write in notebooks at school. Some clever and mostly boring stuff. It looks like modern schools are quite different…

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• osanna@lemmy.vg ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Someone wanna explain pl0x?

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  • napoleonsdumbcousin@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He was sitting on his hands instead of doing school work.

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Goatse for yourself

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• Fontasia@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Well you know what you, your wife and a neighbour need to do before the next time he plans on watching something on the couch

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• SarahFromOz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Brilliant!

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Flexible dude

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He’s a good kid and always grips her under her ass so she is comfortable

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• Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is your son JD vance?

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