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The 5 stages

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Maven@piefed.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m at the age where I usually skip at least two of these.

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    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Unfortunately, it’s probably the middle two, right?

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      • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It’s never the last one, I can tell ya that.

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      • markz@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Which ones are the middle two?

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Came here because the thumbnail led me to believe this would be about the 5 stages of having a new garden.

    Left here very vegetable.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pad. Then, shalt thou count five birds eye chili peppers. No more. No less. Five shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be five. two shalt thou not count, nor either count thou four, excepting that thou then proceed to Five. Zero is right out. Once the number five, being the fifth number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Pad Kee Mao of New Garden towards my mouth, who, being hungry in My sight, shall snarf it.”

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  • MrLLM@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t forget to clean

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I feel both seen and called out.

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