What’s a former theater major? Am I also a former engineering major even though I’m an engineer now? This is such a weird wat to phrase the post, and incredibly insulting too.
But I wanted to be somebody famous!
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NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 8 months ago
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
It was phrased to be insulting on purpose because it’s a joke.
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Not a very funny joke when it’s a dig at someone.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Former theater majors often don’t go on to anything theatrical. Not for very long anyway.
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Sure, I was married to one.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee 8 months ago
“I’m so tough that I don’t even get scared in an elective activity I paid to go to!”
Donkter@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Found the former theater major.
sock@lemmy.world 8 months ago
found the guy who was scrutinized for expression by toxic family and friends
iheartneopets@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Don’t have to be a theater major to think the meme is goofy :)
Gyrolemmy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is so accurate. I worked in a haunted house briefly and there are a lot of people who went to film school, but never did anything with it after their capstone project or whatever.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
I don’t get scared in haunted houses because they’re never actually haunted.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
A ghost that will just straight overkill you is less scary IMO, what’s scary is a ghost that makes you progressively more paranoid and unsure of what’s real and in the end your soul gets trapped forever and everyone writes you off as yet another mental illness suicide
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Joke’s on you, I was never a theater major and I still got famous.
cricket97@lemmy.world 8 months ago
theatre majors are the most annoying people on earth and I will hold firm on that statement
SARGEx117@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I do local theater, and people don’t understand how correct you are.
Holy shit, Nevin, nobody gives a flying fuck that you have a degree, your line reading is flat as fuck. No I don’t care you starred in Hamlet during your community college days.
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Otoh… Kinda sad that somebody tried to do the thing they wanted and instead fell to earth as soon as that rolled up degree touched their hands.