But I wanted to be somebody famous!

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• cricket97@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  theatre majors are the most annoying people on earth and I will hold firm on that statement

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  • SARGEx117@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I do local theater, and people don’t understand how correct you are.

    Holy shit, Nevin, nobody gives a flying fuck that you have a degree, your line reading is flat as fuck. No I don’t care you starred in Hamlet during your community college days.

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    • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Otoh… Kinda sad that somebody tried to do the thing they wanted and instead fell to earth as soon as that rolled up degree touched their hands.

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• NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  What’s a former theater major? Am I also a former engineering major even though I’m an engineer now? This is such a weird wat to phrase the post, and incredibly insulting too.

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It was phrased to be insulting on purpose because it’s a joke.

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    • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Not a very funny joke when it’s a dig at someone.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Former theater majors often don’t go on to anything theatrical. Not for very long anyway.

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    • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Sure, I was married to one.

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• iheartneopets@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  “I’m so tough that I don’t even get scared in an elective activity I paid to go to!”

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Found the former theater major.

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    • sock@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      found the guy who was scrutinized for expression by toxic family and friends

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    • iheartneopets@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Don’t have to be a theater major to think the meme is goofy :)

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• Gyrolemmy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This is so accurate. I worked in a haunted house briefly and there are a lot of people who went to film school, but never did anything with it after their capstone project or whatever.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I don’t get scared in haunted houses because they’re never actually haunted.

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  • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    A ghost that will just straight overkill you is less scary IMO, what’s scary is a ghost that makes you progressively more paranoid and unsure of what’s real and in the end your soul gets trapped forever and everyone writes you off as yet another mental illness suicide

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• MargotRobbie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Joke’s on you, I was never a theater major and I still got famous.

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