> MFW wake up in a strange place in a puddle of my own piss

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• Janx@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Your own piss!? Fancy pants…

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  • thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Actually they don’t know whose piss it was. I mean, you can’t ‘dust’ for piss.”

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My cousin’s great aunt used to suck the lead out of duplo blocks before riding her bike and pedaling so fast that she thought she was riding a motorcycle and would pull over on the side of the road to throw up until a police officer came and gave her free lunch for 6 years at an Applebee’s down on Elmo Street but they closed down after 2 years so she felt pretty ripped off.

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  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • humanamerican@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What’s a duplo block?

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    • DigDoug@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Big LEGO for toddlers

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    • Figlizard@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Legos for toddlers

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• watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yeah, I don’t miss those days much. Mostly because I can’t remember them.

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