sleepmaxxing

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This post is a snooze-fest and I’m with it all the way.

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Showering in the morning won’t cut it though, you have to shower before bed.

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• agingelderly@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why wear pajamas?

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball-sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbor’s dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, “Tally ho lads” the grapeshot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

    Imagine having to do all that in the nude. It would get silly rather quickly.

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Imagine having to do all that in the nude

      Sir, I believe you meant, “Imagine getting to do all that in the nude.”

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    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The right to be bare and armed.

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Please tell me AI wrote all that.

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