My morning routine in 2026

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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  25 minutes?

  Those are rookie numbers

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  • Ediacarium@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Depends:

    Are we talking multiple fucks, or one continuous, long one?

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    • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The key is following the 20-20-20 rule. Every hour of continuous “Fuck” you should take a 20-second break to drink something with 20% alcohol

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• Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Luckily I have a long commute, so I have plenty of time for screaming “fuck”. It’s efficient, you know?

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  • ButteryMonkey@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    See? And they want us working from home and using public transit! You can’t be efficient like that in those settings!!

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve replaced my morning coffee with Irish coffee and I’m doing heaps better

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• cohete@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  We gotta stop screaming and start taking action. Our government works for us. If it doesn’t we need to take action. Waiting will only make it harder to fix.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fun* fact: The person who posted this? Miss Rachel.

  *but probably untrue

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• Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is the current generations version of boomer humor.

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