haha wow u got me

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• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shot through the heart! And you’re to blame!

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  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Baby, you give lo-o-ove, a BAD name!

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    • NichtElias@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      *a BIRD name!

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Now I want a shirt with that pattern to really screw with people. Then again, where I live (the US) that’s probably not a good idea.

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  • Ack@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t know, it might be a good idea. If you’re involved in a “mass shooting event” you could just drop and play dead.

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    • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Doesn’t always work.

      I think in one shooting (NZ Christchurch?), the shooter made sure to get a headshot on every corpse to make sure they’re dead.

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You would just be, ahem,. painting a target (in blood).

    Okay, I’ll see myself out.

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• stray@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

  Easily the best dating sim ever made.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  But why tho? Predators usually go after the weakest animal first.

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  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Many predators don’t want to eat sick animals though.

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  • Bubs12@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You’re starting to make me think that “Lime @Not_Lime” made the whole thing up. What a scamp.

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  • stray@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Usually with birds the answer is sexual selection. As a group they seem to have a general preference for bright, colorful things.

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Coaxed into a snafu

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• slappyfuck@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My withered heart still bleeding red and silent.

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