How I feel waking up today

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• AlolanYoda@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I need context for why my feed is filled with corn today

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Member moth week? It kinda just happens on occasion. No fighting it, just roll with it.

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    • peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Beans, stock photos, stroganoff. Jeans.

      It’s a thing that happens on occasion and we don’t know why.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t anthropomorphise those fucking things. Don’t give those pervs ideas.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh, just you wait until I’m done with my science post! The jokes really write themselves. You’ll understand in a few minutes.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just for you:
    in the trained station. straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole trane of men “jorking it” together at this one image. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Their peanits too. This is all your fault, you could have prevented us from “jorking” are peanits if you had just tagged this post Nsfw.

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh is this a new streamer?

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Annoying Corn.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Consered cob*

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