Turtle Wax

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• Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Dzięki

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• Triumph@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  How do you keep your car turtle so shiny?

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Car wax.

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I like how this implies that the person either said “pole-ish” outloud and it’s an anti-joke, or they can actually see the text when someone speaks and that’s how they communicate.

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  • Tonava@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    What?! Are polish and polish pronounced differently?

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    • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Polish, the surface finishing process: the o is pronounced like box.

      Polish, the language and nationality: the o is pronounced like boat.

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    • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      It’s the difference between [ˈpoʊlɪʃ] (Polish, nationality) and [ˈpɑlɪʃ] (eg. car polish) - both pronounced in their US variants. The former is pronounced like the /o/ in “open”

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    • Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      What are you talking about? Being polish is just a nationality. There is no other meaning.

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The joke could use more polish.

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• Samskara@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Pay Ukrainian refugee to wash it.

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The fact that I laughed makes me ashamed

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