"Ahahaha! I am on-line once again! Tremble, world, before my electric heating coil of doom!"

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cyberpunk, the literary genre, was quite clear what our future would look like. We didn’t listen.

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  • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, no, no… The problem is the wrong people listened, then took inspiration from it

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• ICCrawler@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  Introduce that toaster to this toaster.

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  • JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shut up, I don’t want any toast!

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why don’t you want the tosster? The toaster was the best thing in your Old World Blues hideout.

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But then he’d always be going on about his schemes for world domination despite having 0 mobility. It’d get old pretty fast. Not to mention anytime I want level 3 toast, he’d give me 9 or 10 toast.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just tell him you want 10 toast so he makes it at 3. 🤷‍♂️

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• spookz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe not that toaster. Might I recommend a toasting knife instead?

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ummmmmmm…I will pay all the money in my bank account for that light saber knife!

      That’s right…a whole $20!

      …I’m not having a good time financially, alright?

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• Tracaine@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “We have AI at home.”

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