Well organized people always plan a head

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• CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around.

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  • toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mmm, a condom with lint and without lubrication!

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You just have to remember to cut off the little tip so you can go pee with it.

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He wears a rubber at all times, it’s a necessity

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    • nop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You say I’m premature, I just call it ecstasy

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I chose to believe this

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    • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      She shared the info with us because he thought it was normal. I was surprised that the dude was that confident he was landing the plane on the second date.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s a great idea. Also gets your member conditioned to wearing it.

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What if you don’t like pineapple juice?

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s just a sacrifice that the guy is willing to make

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      OK, but what if I want the benefits without the pain? Is there another way?

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• buttnugget@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What is the significance of the pineapple juice?

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  • muts@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve heard it makes the ectoplasm taste sweeter

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  • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s believed that drinking pineapple juice will make a man’s sperm taste better.

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