It's good to have goals.

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why? You can put stuff in a microwave at home.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not Applebee’s unless it’s microwaved in a bag and extruded onto a plate or trough (and the mai tais are $3). All the other stuff is sparkling nuked shit.

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  • Dave@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He wants to be the guy getting paid to put stuff in the microwave.

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• foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What did he do to get permabanned from Applebees?

  Must’ve been interesting.

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He kept hugging everyone and whispering “no one will ever believe you”

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    • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, that and he’d just walk into the kitchen and start cooking random dishes, then carrying them out to tables on a whim. They weren’t good dishes or anything. Just a bunch of onions and peppers burnt to a crisp in a sautee pan, four pounds of melted cheese on top of a raw piece of chicken, etc.

      He’d also violently attack anyone that mentioned it or tried to stop him.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They believed me about the hug. No one believes me about the weird eye contact during the homie smooches.

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  • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Saw the menu was typed in Papyrus and went ape shit, flipping tables and throwing chairs.

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