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• kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why are you checking the temperature of your shit?

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  • SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m so confused about what “shit has gone cold” could mean. Like I actually have no idea what it could be, other than what you said about the temperature

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    • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It means the shit on your ass when you wipe, not in the bowl.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why are you not? Including weight and speed?

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  How do you know your shit got cold?

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  • lemmyman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Somebody hasn’t been doing their tactile inspections

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If you block the toilet try some dishwasher detergent before you go find the poop knife

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• icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So you mean before it goes cold I should just pinch off another one as if dropping in another coin to ‘extend’ my time on the can?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes. Turd dangles are the leading cause of butthole infection

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