But we have luxury items! You must impress strangers!
enjoy life
Submitted 2 months ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au to memes@sopuli.xyz
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unconsequential@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
That makes 109,99€ per months for access to culture. We may or may not restrict dopamine flow further in the future to offer you new, exciting additional subscriptions. Please do not resist, you’ll love it.
Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
hmm, how can we monetize this
the_q@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Self help books and courses, life coaches, “experiences”…
Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Subscription based service, huge yearly “inflation adjustments” (chase of record profits), include ads, track the person via sensors to sell the data, offer luxury packs (just enjoyment without ads, but tracking still included, just more subtle), market it and pay influencers to spread the word and document the “enjoyment” experience, lobby for government aided yearly enjoyment experiences for plebs so they don’t revolt, go public… Stonks and not an ounce of humanity left
primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 2 months ago
Slavery?
unknown@piefed.social 2 months ago
Is ‘,,,,,,,,,,,’ the new ‘…’ ?
XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Boomer punctuation. Looks strange here.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
How does it feel to want?
BilSabab@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That fucking anarchy, man! Calm down and buy something on Temu.