But we have luxury items! You must impress strangers!
enjoy life
Submitted 10 months ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au to memes@sopuli.xyz
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unconsequential@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
That makes 109,99€ per months for access to culture. We may or may not restrict dopamine flow further in the future to offer you new, exciting additional subscriptions. Please do not resist, you’ll love it.
Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
hmm, how can we monetize this
the_q@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Self help books and courses, life coaches, “experiences”…
Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Subscription based service, huge yearly “inflation adjustments” (chase of record profits), include ads, track the person via sensors to sell the data, offer luxury packs (just enjoyment without ads, but tracking still included, just more subtle), market it and pay influencers to spread the word and document the “enjoyment” experience, lobby for government aided yearly enjoyment experiences for plebs so they don’t revolt, go public… Stonks and not an ounce of humanity left
primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 10 months ago
Slavery?
unknown@piefed.social 10 months ago
Is ‘,,,,,,,,,,,’ the new ‘…’ ?
XTL@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Boomer punctuation. Looks strange here.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
How does it feel to want?
BilSabab@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That fucking anarchy, man! Calm down and buy something on Temu.