Maxxie
@Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone
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- Comment on Reddit global rank is going down 4 days ago:
I agree, and I hate it for us
- Comment on Reddit global rank is going down 5 days ago:
when chatbots overtake pornography
- Comment on Reddit global rank is going down 5 days ago:
- Comment on Gravity! 5 days ago:
this is really stupid, but how do you considered that the rotational speed of the earth at the equator is like 400 meters per second? How tf are you not flying into space under that speed?? The answer is obviously that the center of rotation is ABOVE us (that’s right baby hollow earth is back) and BTW that’s how gravity work, thank me later physicists.
- Comment on Zero Chull 2 weeks ago:
How dare you, Greg would never abandon his child because he was adopted.
No, he’s going to do it because he harbors deep resentment for what he became, what he could’ve been. Any time someone perceives him feels like a metaphorical slap across his face, not unlike the real physical one he in his wrathful impotence inflicted onto Laura.
Greg needs therapy, but he’s only getting it later in his 50s because I enjoy imagining pathetic people. It’s very normal do not think into it.
- Comment on Zero Chull 2 weeks ago:
If I’d be stuck doing this, I’d start writing personalities for the alts.
This Xiaomi 10s is Greg, his wife Lauren (Pixel 3a) left him because he slapped her eleven years into their marriage. He begged her to come back, but Lauren is too afraid to end up like her friend Emy (Galaxy with flickering screen), to get caught up in the cycle of “leave-forgive”. The ladies are meeting on Friday, posting similar pictures of wine glasses into their feeds.
Greg sees his son twice a month (an iphone, the small one they stopped making awhile ago). Lately he can’t seem to get rid of the thought that he’s not doing it because he wants to, but because “that’s what fathers do”. The next visit will be his last, he’ll switch to sending cards and start posting racist shit about Mamdani.
- Comment on enjoy life 2 months ago:
hmm, how can we monetize this
- Comment on Halloween is coming up, folks. So here's your third idea for a costume 2 months ago:
like I agree about Disney (the company and the man) but can we let people have harmless fun without tracing everything to a corrupt moneyed interest that inevitably has a stake on every single thing in this mortal coil?
They’re not advancing the cause of Disney by dressing as the ratatouille guy, in fact I can negate 10 ratatouille cosplayers just be posting this very nsfw rule34 of the same character, rat included.
(I am also saying it to myself as a person who regularly does this. Being annoying lefty pointdexter, not the disney porn. sometimes disney porn)
- Comment on QUACK QUACK QUACK 2 months ago:
Dreading when USA Thalidomide moment comes
- Comment on QUACK QUACK QUACK 2 months ago:
- Comment on Checkmate 2 months ago:
I actually googled it an hour ago, don't feel the urge to do it again for now.
- Comment on Checkmate 2 months ago:
I miss reply all 😔
- Comment on Checkmate 2 months ago:
The inflation is frigging crazy, only a few month ago there were 30-50 wild hogs 😠
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Vampire fireman wouldn't be able to enter a house if it was on fire, why would police be different
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
It would upset me, but holy crap what a topic for the first half an hour of the date. Will get you right through the awkward phase!
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So, wild story, my dad set this date. Can you believe this crap? I have no idea what he put in the profile, hopefully nothing too cringe. He said I love trains?? FFS you make ONE model train when you're 12, and you're a "train girl" forever. Honestly I almost no-show, but you didn't deserve being stood up..
Anyway, wanna vent about stupid shit your parents did?_
