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• markovs_gun@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The polycule deciding to break up with someone

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• josefo@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is more like battle royale polyamory

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Winner gets to top second place

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    • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sloppy thirds… or fourty-thirds…

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Let’s all agree on the same safe word to avoid any misunderstandings in case someone forgets. No, it can’t be “banana” because person #33 has that kink.

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, it cannot be rutabaga, same reason.

    No, not blumpkin goddamnit

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ok everyone, as long as we don’t fuck outside of this local cluster, we can continue to not use barrier protection.

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  • nagaram@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean shit. If everyone is tested clean and the ones who want kids are paired up we’re good.

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s as many as grand piano keys!

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    hell of a chromatic chord when they all orgasm at the same time and hit different pitches

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    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Jarrod Radnich’s piano arrangenent for He’s a Pirate ends with the “Sit on lower half of the keyboard” instruction. This is a good approximation of what the male portion of the polycule will sound like.

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• pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Meanwhile I have fucked like 12 times in my life

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  • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh great, coming here to gloat about your track record

    Leave some for the rest of us buddy!

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    • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      nah, live that shit to losers, embrace magick

      Watch, In a few years they’ll whine about wife bad kids messy typa shit, and i’ll be thriving in my own tower, throwing them fireballs at them lowly dirty peasants

      Also, as a perk to your virginity, you can use archbtw on your arcana orb

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How tf does that even work. Someone explain 😭

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Discord group

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So like a joke? I witnessed that myself. They got dumped the moment the other person got a real BF. The bf then disappeared.

      I quit Discord due to my job eating into my life too much. I only recently folded and watched some YouTube.

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• CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Once you get to an 88 person polycule, I start to wonder about upper limits. Could all of humanity just be one big polycule? That actually might… be awesome?

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