Don't worry about the job market on Earth, Gen Z: Sam Altman, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk say you’ll be working in space soon

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Just think of how much harder we can fuck them over when they rely on us for air!”

  -These guys, probably.

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  • ToastedRavioli@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Imagine “working” in space, finally unburdened by the restraints of labor law, workers rights, or those pesky wages

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
      Another day older and deeper in debt
      Saint Peter, don’t you call me, 'cause I can’t go
      I owe my soul to the company store

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      16 Tons, youtube / Nadeko (invidious) / Invidious mirror selection (written by Merle Travis, Tennessee Ernie Ford recording)

      Bonus wikipedia link for rabbit-hole divers.

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  • return2ozma@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Your oxygen credits are almost depleted. Please return to work immediately.”

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Maybe, just maybe, we should set out goals to work towards, line science, food for everyone, healthcare, quality time, good life, the arts, …

  Or just hoarding money? What do you think?

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  • JustJack23@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Counteroffer: line go up?

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      But line go up enough? Can line go more up?

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• jaykrown@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why would anyone trust anything that a billionaire says? They are fucking liars and will say anything that makes the number go up.

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• hark@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The parasites are destroying earth while claiming their dick measuring contest is what will save us.

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• Squiddork@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I really, really hope we get another oceangate scenario if one of these shitheads jumps into an AI built rocket.

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• ObsidianZed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I ain’t gonna be no belter.

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