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• FinalRemix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Feels like Dragon Age.

  “Please, Warden, help me with my personal quest. Quick in and out. Little of the ol’ in and out. Also, cool swag.”

  “Okay. ($9.99)”

  “Some other time.”

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lmao wait where’s this convo happen? I kind of want to turn that into a may may.

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    • FinalRemix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I remember shit like that in camp. There’d be a new thing to talk about and you’d get prompted to then buy the access to the content one of the companions just asked you to help with. This was back on '360, mind, so I mostly only remember that, Claudia Black, and the bald guy who didn’t understand what cookies are.

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• original_reader@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Who wants such a girlfriend? Not a sustainable relationship.

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    *boyfriend

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Either, really 🤷

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  • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    someone didn’t buy the season pass

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  • Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Best combo is someone who is rich enough to do it but smart enough to don’t do it.

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      On some free-to-play pay-to-win MMO about 15 years ago my guild leader spent about £500 on premium items for me. Not just me, also everyone else in the guild, I reckon he was down about £10,000 all in. Kept telling him not to but he was insistent.

      I cant quite understand who exists in the Venn diagram between “has 10k spare to blow on nonsense” and “actually will do that”

      If i had that kind of money just to play with I’d be on jet skis or hot air balloons or something.

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Relationship ? No that’s not what the diamonds are for.

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• MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just confirming that this is because you’ll both enter the relationship as economically equivalent?

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• CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You can pay upfront for your porn, why not have a choice?

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Damn you’re an expensive slut Cody Rhodes

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