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Australia’s attempt to join the space race lasts 14 seconds

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al⁩ to ⁨technology@beehaw.org⁩

https://www.theregister.com/2025/07/30/gilmour_space_australia_test_flight/

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  • Smoke@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s a shame, because their launch site in Bowen is much closer to the Equator than the continental US. When/if they get it right, they’ll be able to need far less fuel than US launch sites.

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    • F04118F@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      French Guyana: “Am I a joke to you?”

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      • Blisterexe@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Well, french guyana isnt a US launch site

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  • jonesy@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Guys were doing our best :(

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    • XTL@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s a lot more than most of us. We just can’t into space.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The engineers didn’t account for the toilet water spinning around the opposite way.

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  • arsCynic@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Though, kangaroo biomimicry proved a great success.

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    that’s what she said

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  • Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We’re all one race: the human race. There is no space race.

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  • ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well obviously because gravity is the other way around in Australia, duh!

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  • skribe@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    NEEDS MORE STRUTS!

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    • SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Happy cake day

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      • skribe@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Thank you. My Reddit account is old enough to drink, but I’ve never once received a Happy Cake Day. It’s truly appreciated.

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    • SteevyT@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Add fuel until it stops going, add engines until it starts exploding, then add struts until it stops exploding. Repeat to orbit.

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  • Kissaki@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “barely off the ground”

    How slow did it fly? 0.1 meters per second?

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    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Maybe they mean relative to space.

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  • Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Were they trying to master the landing part first?

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