Letâs get real: if youâre still munching on leaves and pretending itâs âhealthy,â you might as well be a worm, in which case Iâd still love you but weâd need to have a talk about boundaries. Being a veganivore isnât just some trendy fad- Iâm the only person doing it I think. Plants are full of useless antinutrients and toxins like so-called âvitamin kâ (poison) that wreck your butt and brain. Meanwhile, Iâm out here thriving on pure, nutrient-dense vegan meats, chock full of the important stuff like saturated fats and sodium.
Hereâs why the veganivore lifestyle crushes every other pathetic diet:
- Eliminates plant garbage because green=toxic waste
- Burns neurons and kills desires while youâre stuck overthinking
- Supercharges your body with real isoflavones, not placebo nonsense
- Boosts inflammation while other diets leave you looking flat
- Boosts libido if you make it at home and put Vyleesi in it
- Simplifies lifestyle because you get to spend all day making dinner
If you want to keep pretending unrefined plants are âgood for you,â go ahead. But donât complain when you have way too much energy and get in trouble for running around and not staying seated.
Whatâs your excuse for being weak? Drop it below. đ
#VeganivoreLife #FauxMeatMonarchy #PlantsAreTrash #AlphaFuel #SigmaBrain
ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Too many people here donât understand that memes and shitposts are not the same thing.
Decent enough shitpost.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Am I getting a lot of downvotes?
Sanctus@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Dont let the flame die out. This was prime on a Monday morning