The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds

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• Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Scientist: don’t anthropomorphise this

  Journalist: noted but that won’t stop me

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  • harmonea@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I mean, we were all thinking it. Putting the warning to stop us from doing so seriously while still indulging the joke was the right way to go.

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• mrcranky@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This is related to big pickup trucks too.

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  • WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    And super loud cars and bikes

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I’m willing to bet that most people who roll coal fit into this category. Loud muscle cars and ridiculously loud Harleys too. Anything to get attention, especially if it makes them feel like they’ve got a big fat… wallet. Yeah let’s go with wallet.

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  • sj_zero@lotide.fbxl.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    As someone who drives a subcompact car, I can get behind this.

    But if I ever buy a truck we'll have some words.

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  • Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    And BMWs

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This also applies to political communities on Lemmy.

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• tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Now do the same study but with human males and cars.

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• cre0@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Well as they say… speak softly and carry a massive dong

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• Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I could have guessed this. In my own observations, the same thing is true with larger primates as well.

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• gonta@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Shout out to my outlier small-balled chill primate dudes in my life.

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• Deceptichum@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  …

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• CIWS-30@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Aren't human beings also just primates too? I think this'd apply to us as well.

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• Mateja23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Huh, I guess that’s why I’m quiet all the time.

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• glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  **Study found.

  This article is over 5 years old.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Often, quality can be found in old materials.

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• Haggunenons@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Very interesting! Cross-posted to !digitalbioacoustics@lemmy.world

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