Now that I am older, my eyesight isn’t what it used to be. I could still hit that target at 100 yards with iron sights. Meal Team 6 wannabe tacticool moron wouldn’t last thirty seconds in a firefight.
Calm your tits
Submitted 4 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
socsa@piefed.social 4 days ago
Honestly this could be self aware satire.
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 4 days ago
Regina’s love corgis!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 days ago
What’s a love corgi, who is Regina and how are hers involved?
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 4 days ago
Oops!
MellowYellow13@lemmy.world 3 days ago
So he didnt forget to be violent yet he is peaceful? So which is it, is he violent or peaceful? Those are antithesis to one another
Maalus@lemmy.world 3 days ago
He is peaceful but didn’t forget how to be violent and can be violent when need be. Makes perfect sense to me.
MellowYellow13@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Knowing how to be violent doesnt make you peaceful. Makes zero sense to me.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Hell yeah brother, fuckin’ hardcore
BlackSheep@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
I gotta get this guy into my university class. His dogs, too!