They know I'm not cool, I know I'm not cool. Cool.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just drive with your Debian hat on. Nothing oozes cool like a distro cap.

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m always boozin bhind the wheel n so the kids think I’m the bomb.com

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

    William Rowe

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    • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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• Panamalt@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And those evil fuckers (I’m a teacher, relax) will absolutely make fun of you

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think teachers learn to just lean into it.

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    • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If you can’t beat em

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    • Panamalt@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Pretty much yeah

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You should put your high school diploma and a stack of cash in your window.

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  • Contemporarium@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can I borrow the stack of cash

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    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Just get $20 in 1’s and put a single 5$ on top.

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• original_reader@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why would you care whether random kids in a bus discus your “coolness”?

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  • xpinchx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Probably instinct from having to survive elementary school.

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    logically you shouldn’t obviously

    but there’s something in a lot of our brains that wants to be the cool adult, chill with the kids and all that. often i half knowingly make sure my hair is looking good when there’s some teenagers in a bus. it’s not logical but idk, teens are brutally honest so if they approve of your vibe (by not making fun of you) - that means you’re cool, i think?? no idea

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why would someone not act 100% rationally 100% of the time?

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• Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You don’t make faces at them? If it gets out of hand you could always hold up a sign that says, “gEt GoOd sCrUb!”

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