Here he is on Blue Origin!

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• Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jeff Bezos isn’t cool enough to be Dr. Evil.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And funnily enough, Dr Evil is less evil.

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jeff Bezos isn’t cool enough to tell future generations about.

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• Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Austin… I am your father.”

  “Whoa! Really?”

  “…No. I can’t back that up.”

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good, shield your kids from the horrors of the real world as long as you can (if that even is ok to do, depends on times … def teach him the value of a bottle cap).

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• NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It isn’t!?

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• jared@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What about mini me?

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• rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Close enough.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But then they’ll ask you how a ship like that broke through the armored ceiling which leads to all sorts of awkward questions about the before-times when we lived on the surface.

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