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• Cyclist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  It would feel pokey.

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• RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Seriously. Fuck lawns. They’re so dumb.

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  • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    !nolawns@slrpnk.net

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    counterpoint: non-monoculture lawns
    We don’t have the practice of torturing our lawns here, so they have a bunch of species and in the spring you’ll see random flowers popping out :D

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• Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Ah yeah

  Get that moss under my feet bro

  That sgit is PLUSH

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• starshipHighwayman69@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Hell yeah I just was down voted by the green lawn cucks for saying this. “Where did the bugs go?” You are killing them you fucks.

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  • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You were downvoted for making assumptions about the person you were responding to. All they did was make a lamentful comment about the state of nature, and you came in accusing them of having (or being supportive of having) a pesticided lawn with automatic sprinkler system. Then you seemed to doubledown on blaming everybody else of shirking personal responsibility, while conveniently avoiding answering the simple question of if the “we” in your quote “we completely fucked up the environment” also applied to yourself.

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    • starshipHighwayman69@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Wow thats pretty cool too bad it doesn’t change anything and all those cookies cutter dick bags are still killing the environment, but you know at least they wear Patagonia and drive teslas. And no I don’t have a lawn im not a removed farmer.

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• blady_blah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Nah, grass is way more comfortable to sit on.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Ok, I’m touching a 400c geyser 4,000 metres under the ocean, now what?

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  • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Now get to a medical facility, but make sure not to surface too rapidly or you might get gas bubbles in your joints, blood or spinal chord.

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• desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  biodiversity isn’t anywhere nearly as uniform or releasing of death scream chemicals when cut to a uniform length.

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• Nursery2787@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can’t even convince my relative that clovers are good for the grass

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