Seriously. Fuck lawns. They’re so dumb.
Consider the following...
Submitted 4 weeks ago by fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz
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RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
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Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
counterpoint: non-monoculture lawns
We don’t have the practice of torturing our lawns here, so they have a bunch of species and in the spring you’ll see random flowers popping out :D
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Ah yeah
Get that moss under my feet bro
That sgit is PLUSH
blady_blah@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Nah, grass is way more comfortable to sit on.
starshipHighwayman69@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Hell yeah I just was down voted by the green lawn cucks for saying this. “Where did the bugs go?” You are killing them you fucks.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You were downvoted for making assumptions about the person you were responding to. All they did was make a lamentful comment about the state of nature, and you came in accusing them of having (or being supportive of having) a pesticided lawn with automatic sprinkler system. Then you seemed to doubledown on blaming everybody else of shirking personal responsibility, while conveniently avoiding answering the simple question of if the “we” in your quote “we completely fucked up the environment” also applied to yourself.
starshipHighwayman69@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Wow thats pretty cool too bad it doesn’t change anything and all those cookies cutter dick bags are still killing the environment, but you know at least they wear Patagonia and drive
teslas. And no I don’t have a lawn im not a removed farmer.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Ok, I’m touching a 400c geyser 4,000 metres under the ocean, now what?
lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Now get to a medical facility, but make sure not to surface too rapidly or you might get gas bubbles in your joints, blood or spinal chord.
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
biodiversity isn’t anywhere nearly as uniform or releasing of death scream chemicals when cut to a uniform length.
Cyclist@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It would feel pokey.