“Putin can come race karts with us.”
Bowseris Kooparov
Submitted 10 months ago by SomethingBurger@jlai.lu to [deleted]
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 10 months ago
Honestly? I’d rather have Bowser over any real world dictator. Bowser actually gives half a fuck about his minions and domain, while looking sexy as hell in the process. That’s a step up from the “real deal”.
I’m still kinda looking forward to the Mario game where Mario goes after Peach only to discover, at the end of the game, that Peach is actually in love with Bowser and that Mario just committed mass murder out of a misogynistic, misplaced belief that Peach can’t defend herself or pick her own partners.
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I second this notion that Bowser is sexy as hell
taiyang@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Plus Bowser actually looks good topless.
crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Is Bowser not always topless?
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
And bottomless. Wait…
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The2b@lemmy.vg 10 months ago
This is literal Bowser libel. He loves his people, and they love him in return.
joyjoy@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Anyone who disagrees has never played Paper Mario.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Or Mario rgp