Fake : The Aussie has a good enough internet connection to play online
Gay : OP is from Australia
Submitted 5 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Fake : The Aussie has a good enough internet connection to play online
Gay : OP is from Australia
Can’t understand me!!!?!?. Bugger it, Sheila across the roads hosting a B&S and wants some cruisers so I’m nipping out to the bottlo in the Ute for some slabs and I’ll go get hammered.
No one buys cruisers by the slab
Strewth…it’s true. I must be unintelligible. She wants the cruisers so I’ll get off my ass, as I’m the only one a country mile from being off my face and the slabs are to stop the shindig getting dryer than the simpson just before the crack of dawn, so might as well come back chockas with coopers.
Speak for yourself! (What are cruisers and how many are in a slab lol)
all aus know SEA servers are the way to go
Yeah, nah. That’s when you end up getting paired with Chinese hackers every second match.
Local or US is the way to go.
Ngl I guess British/Australian wrong like half the time. It’s always obvious in hindsight too. No idea what im picking up on.
It’s easy to tell them apart if you listen carefully for the giant spider in the back.
Bri’ish only add one extra vowel to words, Strayens add like 6
I mean even if the connection is good nobody is understanding you anyway. Something About you wanting to fuck a crocodile.
Back in the hay day of TF2, when the SLAUGHTERHOUSE servers were still around, we had a regular guy from Australia in our group. I pretended to be him one day and nobody even noticed until he logged in. 🤣
henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 weeks ago
At least he had Internet decent enough to have a voice connection. A lot of those Australian links are awful.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Well yeah, the bits are all upside down, what do you expect?