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Anon is unintelligible

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least he had Internet decent enough to have a voice connection. A lot of those Australian links are awful.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well yeah, the bits are all upside down, what do you expect?

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fake : The Aussie has a good enough internet connection to play online

    Gay : OP is from Australia

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  • AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can’t understand me!!!?!?. Bugger it, Sheila across the roads hosting a B&S and wants some cruisers so I’m nipping out to the bottlo in the Ute for some slabs and I’ll go get hammered.

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    • Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No one buys cruisers by the slab

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      • AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Strewth…it’s true. I must be unintelligible. She wants the cruisers so I’ll get off my ass, as I’m the only one a country mile from being off my face and the slabs are to stop the shindig getting dryer than the simpson just before the crack of dawn, so might as well come back chockas with coopers.

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      • agentshags@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Speak for yourself! (What are cruisers and how many are in a slab lol)

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  • Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    all aus know SEA servers are the way to go

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, nah. That’s when you end up getting paired with Chinese hackers every second match.

      Local or US is the way to go.

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ngl I guess British/Australian wrong like half the time. It’s always obvious in hindsight too. No idea what im picking up on.

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    • stevedice@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s easy to tell them apart if you listen carefully for the giant spider in the back.

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    • turkalino@lemmy.yachts ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bri’ish only add one extra vowel to words, Strayens add like 6

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  • starshipHighwayman69@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean even if the connection is good nobody is understanding you anyway. Something About you wanting to fuck a crocodile.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Back in the hay day of TF2, when the SLAUGHTERHOUSE servers were still around, we had a regular guy from Australia in our group. I pretended to be him one day and nobody even noticed until he logged in. 🤣

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