Was big bird called little bird when he was young?

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• Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reminds me of Dragon Age: Origins.
  - Cut scene starts.
  - Camera shows some guy: “Please you have to help me! My daughter needs <random items> for her wedding this evening. Fetch them for me immediately!”
  - Camera switches to my party.
  - All of them wearing heavy armor, carrying big and nasty weapons and still soaked in blood from top to bottom from the last battle: “Sure. By Andraste, let’s go!”

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  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    • Brings "5x ceramic plate"
    • Receives “Sword Of Total Pwnage” which has been a family heirloom for centuries.

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• Odo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Was” young? He’s canonically 6 years old. Just wait until he really starts growing.

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  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    and his juvenile plumage falls off to reveal his adult mating colors, also he’s gonna grow a gigantic claw on each foot.

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  • aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And now bird flu is coming along to stunt his growth

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• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Other night had a Big Bird dream. I remember because i woke up in the middle of a debate with myself about Big Bird’s height.

  But in the dream whenever Big Bird got mad at some one he would just bend over and projectile fluid dump on that person

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  • aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    mess with the bird you get the turd

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No, he was even bigger and he has been shrinking.

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• lath@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I said it once and I’ll say it again! Big Birdie.

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• Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bold of you to assume that Big Bird isn’t eternall and unchanging. Before the universe was created, Big Bird was there. When the last protron decays at the end of time, Big Bird will be there. He is always present, unyielding, and Big.

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  • el_bhm@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Big Bird flipped off the Blind Idiot God.

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• untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sesame street characters don’t have names. They are referred to by their species.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The fuck species is an Elmo?

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    • aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I heard once he was a saint. Very on brand for the catholic church because I also heard he was a pedophile.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When you are invited to a meeting and you know you are the wrong person, but you don’t say nothing, because you want to waste peoples time and see the whole fucking world burn.

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