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True Romance

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • anhkagi@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    whereas snails just stab the other with a bone made specifically for this, to prevent the other to dissolve the sperm bag it just accepted.

    (and of course the one how stabbed first will definitely dissolve the sperm bag)

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      why not just have both be pregnant smh?

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  • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Does the winner or the loser of the penis fencing get pregnant?

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    • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Both are trying to stab the other. The one that gets stabbed gets pregnant.

      Which is the winner and the loser depends on personal preference.

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      • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The non-pregnant parent wins, because they get the same genetic payoff but don’t have to spend the resources.

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    • SVcross@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh baby, I wanna lose to you so badly

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Frotting” is the porn search term

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    • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I want to see a strap on fight where the person whose strap on falls off first bottoms

      (This wouldnt work bc everyone on the internet is a bottom, but let me indulge in the fantasy

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  • eldavi@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    sort of like 2 versatile tops, but no pregnancy. lol

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  • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    @Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com your username takes on a whole new meaning 🤣

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    • Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lmao, this is the way… 😂

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  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    [citation needed]

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