True Romance

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• anhkagi@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  whereas snails just stab the other with a bone made specifically for this, to prevent the other to dissolve the sperm bag it just accepted.

  (and of course the one how stabbed first will definitely dissolve the sperm bag)

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    why not just have both be pregnant smh?

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• clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does the winner or the loser of the penis fencing get pregnant?

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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Both are trying to stab the other. The one that gets stabbed gets pregnant.

    Which is the winner and the loser depends on personal preference.

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    • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The non-pregnant parent wins, because they get the same genetic payoff but don’t have to spend the resources.

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  • SVcross@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh baby, I wanna lose to you so badly

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• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Frotting” is the porn search term

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  • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I want to see a strap on fight where the person whose strap on falls off first bottoms

    (This wouldnt work bc everyone on the internet is a bottom, but let me indulge in the fantasy

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• eldavi@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  sort of like 2 versatile tops, but no pregnancy. lol

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• FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  @Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com your username takes on a whole new meaning 🤣

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  • Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lmao, this is the way… 😂

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• xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  [citation needed]

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