Spicy Candy

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• ajmaxwell@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like that guy said.

  My stomach’s itchy.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least you helped a gastroenterologist expand his children’s trust funds?

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• nieceandtows@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Once in a lifetime experience

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• Majorllama@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nobody will tell you this but you can just take ducks at the park and take them home. Nobody will stop you.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Upvoted, because that’s incredibly relevant and helpful information for my current situation. What’s it got to do with insulation and/or cotton candy, though?

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    • Majorllama@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ducks love cotton candy. Now you got a buddy to share the cotton candy from your walls with.

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• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When I was a kid my dad told me not to fuck with the insulation. I fucked with the insulation. I should not have fucked with the insulation.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wonder if he knew from not listening to his Dad.

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• otto@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Spicy cotton candy

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My colon itches.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bold of you to assume it will reach the colon.

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s fiberglass. I expect it to go everywhere.

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Free? Someone’s never had to install the stuff.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You don’t hang out in the attic at house parties?

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• DScratch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Even the dude installing it had to wear a mask, so he’s not tempted to eat any.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Thou shalt not muzzle the ox that treadeth out the corn.”

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• WagnasT@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is highly misleading, some walls just have cellulose and it tastes horrible.

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• dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is misinformation. He’s clearly harvesting the tender housemeat

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Upvote for housemeat reference.

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