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• skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Tony Lazuto!?

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Right up there with, “Are you hurt? Cause you look like you fell from heaven.”

  14yo me thought this crap was clever and smooth.

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  • koper@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Are you free tonight? Because I don’t have any money.

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  • Amanduh@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It doesn’t have to be a clever line, you just have to have the confidence to use it and that’s enough most times to get you in some casual conversation.

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ehh, it needs to be not stupid and canned, but you’re right about the confidence.

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Must be a soccer player.

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There was a time long long ago when I could say stuff like that to my now wife. If I do it now she just says “grow up”

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yeah cramps be all that

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