Nigel Farage distances himself from Elon Musk on Tommy Robinson

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• blackn1ght@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can he distance himself from the crust of the earth?

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  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That might be a bit tricky - perhaps he could simply distance himself from both dry land and boats, by “Maxwelling” himself into the sea?

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    • hellothere@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Bob, bob, bob…ob…

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    • blackn1ght@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think that’s an acceptable solution.

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  • HumanPenguin@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well Elinbis likely the most able to help there.

    Cant help but wonder how hard it would be. To convonce his Space X employees to tell him moving to mars is possible now.

    “”" Yep the Starship is ready. All the stuff needed for a self sufficient home is abord. And as the forst there tou will be King. “”"

    He aunt gonna want tobgo alone. And convincing Farrage he would be PM if he started as the kings lacky.

    “You just need to leave the ship firat. We are hiring an army for you. We will send that on next ship. Then colonisers after that”

    "Oh just ignore that countdown over the airlock. Its just a non important technical detail. "

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• FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You know it’s bad when the worst far right figure in the UK says Musk is too much for him.

  That’s the american equivalent of Kanye’s Nazism getting rebuffed by Alex Jones.

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• Naich@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He’ll be puckering up to Elon’s leathery sphincter again as soon as he gets his wallet out.

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• Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What facial expressions is that? I’m not british

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He’s trying to smile

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  • NickwithaC@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    😬

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  • HumanPenguin@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Its what happens when you have a billionaire all the way up your arsehole.

    Otherwise known as being a smug little shit.

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• rayquetzalcoatl@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can old Nige distance himself from the mortal coil while he’s at it, the lecherous old freak?

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Does he want that hundred million or doesn’t he?

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why distancing from brothers in mind?

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