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fake it til you make it
Submitted 4 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Naich@lemmings.world 4 months ago
irenesteam@mander.xyz 4 months ago
… and you are so unique as to be virtually unemployable. Many jobs these days want you to be siloed and do not want to pay for extra skills. Replaced by a fresh grad who does only one thing but does it well.
Naz@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Employment Contract, Pay Grade: $134,700.
“I can conjure objects out of thin air”
Materializes a stack of gold bullion bars
“We offer a signing bonus of 20% for extraordinary talent such as yourself”
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Sooo… Jack off all trades
HFMo@lemm.ee 4 months ago
What if I don’t wanna jack off all of them?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Your choice
Comment105@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Not much wriggle room unless you want to specialize or end up homeless.
meep_launcher@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Not in Science but this is true in entertainment. Not the best musician, not the best actor, not the best comedian, but being pretty good at all three makes me a sought out music director.
Balthazar@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If you’re not a big fish, find a small pond.
Infynis@midwest.social 4 months ago
Forget ponds, I prefer a coastal ecosystem in the upper coastal intertidal zone between land and open saltwater or brackish water that is regularly flooded by the tides.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This person sounds like they know what they are talking about. Certainly I don’t know all of those words together in one sentence. Must be an expert.
Comment105@lemm.ee 4 months ago
If you’re the biggest fish in the pond, you’re in the wrong room Doris. This is a shelter for krill, Doris. Please leave.