Honestly? Yeah, apparently being a notorious criminal gets you Hella attention from women
A love story
Submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MataVatnik@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Cataphract@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
I don’t think it’s even that, if you’re just passionate and serious about a movement it will slowly improve your charisma if you’re even 10% intelligent about it. Actually getting involved and going to meetings etc will 100% increase your chances of finding a partner. Now if you want one of those undercover bunker-buddies, you’re gonna need to start doing some heavy planning but probably not actually do anything illegal.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 4 months ago
👆 agree
bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Bring notorious gets you hella attention from everyone (women included)
Ftfy
daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Why wouldn’t they just kill me then?
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Because hooking you up with a hot partner is way more ethical.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Since when does the CIA care about ethics?
theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Information and/or they wanna fuck with foreign diplomats! Some ppl cannot be disappeared into a pre-revolution basement to violate any and all human rights on them (the cia actually dissapears ppl for torture, google it) so they send a a brick to be build in and by far the easiest and fastest of that is becoming x of y!
fin@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
So they can use you to support the government. Your spy girlfriend’s going to turn your opinion 180 degrees
daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Doubt, I’m stubborn as all hell
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I actually believe it’s possible I dated a spy. Even I have a hard time believing it, but several others have acknowledged that the details of her background/our relationship raise some questions. Regardless, she fucked my head up a bit and is part of the reason I haven’t dated for years now.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You’d dismantle the goberment
pointnull@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What was she like ?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Russian. Father was a Soviet/Russian military officer. She was a fashion designer (had at least one runway show with her clothes). She married a 20+ year older U.S. defense contractor before we met. Had at least one secret phone. Had no full-time job besides occasional Rover, but lived in a nicer area of D.C. than me, ostensibly on divorce settlement money. Ruinously and unrealistically good at sex. Thought we were headed toward engagement, but there was another man who clearly believed the same (not a fling, she’d met his parents just like mine, the whole deal, claimed it was to avoid deportation). Her username on at least one platform was a reference to her birthday followed by the word Spy. I met her shortly after spending several years working on Ukrainian policy issues in Congress and while I was working for a firm that handled prominent federal workforce/whistleblower/union matters. When I was fired from that job, the partner cried and called me a good guy, but said I "didn’t seem to understand that “there were a lot of people interested in the data they had, including state actors.” Didn’t register in that moment, even if that is what the partner meant. She admitted to changing her OKCupid profile so we’d have a higher match percentage. Her demeanor would perhaps best be described as fucking worshipful–including literally comparing me to Jesus and freely offering many things most partners have not freely offered in my other experiences. I guess I mean to say it all felt too-good-to-be-true-by-design. Pretty difficult thing to walk away from, but the craziness was just off the charts, sadly, because we were a really great match, if you could ignore the cartoonish narcissism, the gaslighting, the blatant personality mirroring, the infidelity, etc.
It’s possible she was just a kinky, broken Russian girl and I’m grasping at straws. But there’s more. Suffice it to say the timing and motion of it all felt really off. I’ll never know and would find it difficult to accept even with a smoking gun. It ended on my birthday when she finally admitted to the other relationship and began hitting herself in the face with both fists for a long time, which led to my calling 911, and her never showing her face again despite having just moved completely across the country to a new state to be near me after ~1.5 years together.
Good times.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
I want to see a documentary on the children of those couples that found out that one of them was undercover, obviously destroying the relationship.
theguardian.com/…/police-spy-accuses-colleague-of…
If true, the child would be the fourth born out of a relationship between a woman and an undercover police officer formed while on deployment infiltrating political movements.
psud@aussie.zone 4 months ago
When you imagine you’re fucking the next Che Guevara but it’s really a cop. That’s got to suck.
Zementid@feddit.nl 4 months ago
Definitely what the good guys are doing, right?
ordellrb@lemmy.world 4 months ago
yet*
rockerface@lemm.ee 4 months ago
It’s okay, I can fix them
DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 4 months ago
Buddy, you are WORSE than them.