War on Christmas

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I hear he’s been delivering aid to the enemy.

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  🎶Santa Clause got shot down by an A-10. Dropping gifts at our house Christmas Eve. You can say there is no war on Christmas. But all the murdered reindeer disagree.🎶

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  • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    How tf did an A 10 climb high enough and fast enough to catch santa?

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      We already abandoned the laws of physics at flying reindeer but more importantly, it fits. F-35, not so much.

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  • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That’s a Soviet cockpit tho

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    • nevemsenki@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Soviet airplanes do not use artificial horison, they an actual representation of the airplane’s orientation.

      Also it’s an F16 cockpit.

      Also, preflare or something Santa. It’s like you never even watched some tutorials! Get better you scrub.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Do you want Robot Santa? This is how we get Robot Santa.

  Pic of the Futurama Robot Santa and his rocket launcher

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  What people said: “Maybe we shouldn’t have black Friday sales that end up with people killing each other over stupid bullshit?”

  What was heard: “THE GROUP YOU DONT LIKE WANTS TO DESTROY CHRISTMAS!”

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The true War on Christmas is fight in solidarity with Halloween and Thanksgiving in an effort to push Christmas back over the November/December border. It’s a just and noble war, one which I both advocate and fight in.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Get sum!

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• bratorange@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This image is obviously fake if you overlay all reindeers side-by-side they have the exact same outline. This was just one template reindeer which was copied five times. Also, if you look at the back of the sledge there’s some sort of light reflex at the side of it, despite being facing away from the light source. But most importantly, this is unrealistic, because the US military would not engage something which has no oil.

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  • omega_x3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    He delivers presents to poor people instead of making them buy them and “help the economy”

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