Made eggs that came out wrong. Woke.

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• sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Planned obselencense?

  Repair-hostile design?

  Warranties that are specifically timed to expire 3 months before the average part fails?

  … Obviously this is all due to communist feminists.

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  • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One thing about cars made in the last 15 or so years that really bugs me: plastic valve covers.

    As many times as an engine heat cycles, there’s no way you’re gonna keep one intact as soon as it has any kind of real age on it. Does it truly cost that much money to make an iron or aluminum valve cover?

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    • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How about fucking belt in oil systems?

      Oh yes, lets ‘save’ some money by using some kind of rubbery plastic instead of a metal chain, but keep lubing up the belt… because it still needs lube, … but the heat in the equation makes everything degrade much faster.

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    • Hubi@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Half the fucking engine bay is made out of plastic parts that get brittle after just a few years and crumple at the first touch. And not just there, try disassembling a door card or interior trim without having broken bits fly all over the workshop. It’s gotten so bad in the last 15 years.

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bro plastic oil pan, it’s a thing.

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• Daze@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  needs more jpeg

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  More pixels

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  • DBT@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Less watermark

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    • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nice. Thanks.

      Yeah I just grabbed the first half-decent one I saw on a reverse image search

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  • JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    4 cylinder and foreign (Austin B series),. definitely woke.

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• Mr_Blott@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Omg “white” + “yoke” = woke

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  • Voyajer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like my eggs woke

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    • JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fried or fertilized?

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Here’s another version of this for this year’s favorite word

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Using the correct word for a situation is not the same as calling the existence of black and gay people woke.

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    • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The word is useful when it’s appropriate. I’m not saying every use of the word is incorrect, but I’ve seen many times where people call any kind of change “enshitification”

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