I’m glad there are multiple commenters treating this with the grim seriousness it deserves. Thank you all for pointing out the grave inaccuracies of the Satanic Menards theory. You’ve saved everyone a great deal of time.
Save big money, but not your soul.
Submitted 4 weeks ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Voyajer@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
This guy sucks at drawing pentagons
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
The points aren’t even drawn to the location of the business. 🤦
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Time to summon the goats, or something like that…
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s the plot of one of Supernatural’s seasons, the train tracks form a giant iron demon trap to protect the gates of hell or something like that.
mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr 4 weeks ago
The Xerxes Incident
Kyatto@leminal.space 4 weeks ago
Pttern seeking monkey brain strikes once again.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
Is this the secret to how you save 66% on everything?
Or is the real secret that you’ll never remember to mail in the rebate card until it’s long past the due date and just stuck with the 11% higher price?
JustAPenguin@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
pirating@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Time to summon some big savings at Menards!!!
Danitos@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
Cumming
DerArzt@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Even us DSM locals chuckle about it
LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Reminder that you can do this with nearly anything with five locations.