This is why I donate blood
Anon gets a blood transfusion
Submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Atropos@lemmy.world 6 months ago
babybus@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
This is why I donate sperm.
lowleekun@ani.social 6 months ago
Fake: op having a gf and the money for medical care Gay: thinking about someone elses blood in his dick
MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 6 months ago
A classic dick of Theseus dilemma.
Damage@feddit.it 6 months ago
How does one run low on blood?
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Anemia
Sabata11792@ani.social 6 months ago
Slips, spills, and forgetting where you left it over night to discover taste funny the next day.
dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
For me, massive amounts of blood loss.
TwanHE@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Hormone imbalance after a major infection or illness can cause it. Source: Me, i starve my heart of blood if I stand up too quickly.
ODuffer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’m O- Neo. My blood is given to babies, so no such ‘luck’.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Eww, why are you inside a baby?
ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 6 months ago
Huh, small rabbit hole there, wasn’t aware there was a special baby blood type. So basically someone who has the luck to have dodged what sounds like a super common virus all their life gets to have special uses for their donations.
MurderCapitalism@feddit.org 6 months ago
This someone else might have saved your health. You could be thankful.
IlIllIIIllIlIlIIlI@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Could be blood of a qt girl so anon got the threesome.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Is it weird that im creeped out by this clarification
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Maybe because the consensual one isn’t usually mind-blowing?
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Sad to hear that consensual sex could be non mindblowing :(
Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 months ago
That’s the whole point