Quack

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• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  M’lardy

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• WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’re telling me steve madden wore those?

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gotta look good lining up in an I formation

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• Johanno@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You forgot the corkscrew.

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  • NarrativeBear@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fan anyone that is to short, ducks have a corkscrew-shaped penis.

    www.sciencefocus.com/nature/duck-penis-corkscrew

    1000015660

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• RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I want to see someone dress like that. New life goal appeared.

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  • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Buy me those items and I’ll dress like that. Send the receipts too please.

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    • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      New life goal… denied.

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  • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I lowkey wanna try it out

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Identify theft is murder.
  You wouldn’t download a car.

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  • pinkystew@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Us ducks can’t download anything silly we don’t know how to use the Internet

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• jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I got Steve Madden confused with John Madden and wondered where the turducken would come into play.

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• fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It never ceases to amaze me how ppl go spend a shit ton of money on clothes that aren’t even more durable than their cheaper counterparts. I mean, they do they, if it brings 'em joy, yet weird nonetheless.

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