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After incorporating geodes into my diet I've never felt better.

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Corno@lemm.ee⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • GrymEdm@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s from an Onion article.

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      BRUH they didn’t even try to filter the data set or label it? Here you go AI, just eat the entire fucking internet

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  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Salt enjoyers be like

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …Abigale?

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    After some quick research, it seems like this one is a “eating rocks is dangerous and bad for you” not a “there’s no point in eating rocks, don’t do that”

    Which is kind of a bummer, I think it’d be fun to swallow a small pebble every couple days just for the satisfaction of knowing you have a small pebble in your gut

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did a gastrolith write this?

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  • passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ah yes, the fifth macronutrient, R O C K

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Average american voters’ diet

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    gotta get them gastroliths up in 💪💪💪

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The crystals are integral!

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    • Corno@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You definitely shouldn’t take them for granite.

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  • Wilzax@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t thinks that’s what the flavor "Rocky Road’ means

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